P.M.I Pet day

P: Plus	M: Minus	I: Interesting
The animals were sort of well behaved. My dog Rodger was good 90% of the time and my friends dog had a pee on him as he was getting judged. The were was good 99% of the time.	There was a lot of poo left everywhere mind you thats what you get that with animals. There was nothing new at pet day this year (that I saw) I got a bit bored after a bit because we played all of the that we normally play.	Sam's sister had a wild rat and some little kids fingers got bitten because they put their fingers in their. Sam had a very shy of all of the people around.

The Great Grey Sandwich

The Great Grey sandwich 

The inside was dark and still, packed with forgotten treasures. Bent pens, unsnapped cards and unread notices.

That fateful Tuesday, Stuart opens his school bag to search for his lunch. Greg fur stirred as the oldest sandwich of all time came to life.

Stu watched I Horror as the great, Grey, mouldy sandwich slowly crawled carefully out of his bag. It gave home a long, sad look and then slithered over to the teacher's desk.

"Lift me up!" it croaked, Stu being the brave man he is he said no to the sandwich and through it  into the bin and through the bin out of the window into the garbage truck which took the sandwich no the bin to the dump and crushed it and takes it to landfill and rotes away under 100 tones of rubbish.