Writing Stamina

5/8/15 And 10/8/15 write a funny story about a man who is made of lava

There once was a man but he was no ordinary man because this man was made out of lava. So he kept on setting fire to everything so this man had a very different life to everyone alls. Everyone kept on making fun of him so one day this man went to space in a homemade rocket and he went to the sun because he knew the sun wouldn't make fun of him because the sun was a huge mass of gas and the sun couldn't talk but he would be stuck there forever. But there was one problem with his spacecraft it was made out of metal and well lava melts metal and right on time his spacecraft started to melt and turn into lava as well so the lava man never made it to the sun in the end and he had thought to have died in space so this mans body was floating in space still to this day.